Thursday, January 17, 2013

My future kids

The more time I spend with children, the more rules I come up for my future children’s family.


1. Feed my kids whatever junk you want to. I will cringe, I will cry, but at least they are eating.


2. Do not give my kids toys. Not until they’re like 6. A one year old does not need 20 toys. You want to spend $50 on it? Put it in a savings account. Or a 529. Put the deposit slip in a huge ass box. My kid will probably like it more than the high tech train.


3. My kids will have a bedtime. If they don’t, they will believe that the Boogie-man will eat them alive. 



This is all I can think of now. I’m sure these will change. 

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