Valentine's Day

I have worked really hard to make sure I have never had to buy a gift for a guy. Since I’ve been dating this guy, I’m about to buy 2. 

Christmas/Hanukkah sucked. First of all, I hate Christmas. I believe that it is what is evil in this country. Second, he celebrates Hanukkah. I really don’t know anything about it. That was such a pain. I ended up making him the marshmallows from this post. 

Now we’re coming up on Valentine’s Day. Are. You. Kidding. Me? What am I supposed to get a guy for Valentine’s Day? He’s complaining that I don’t like jewelry. To clarify, it’s not that I don’t like jewelry, it’s that I have no reason to wear it. Suck on that.

But really, what do you get the boyfriend for Valentine’s Day? Ugh. I need help. At least I have a sale at Amazon to help me! Maybe I’ll make shaped marshmallows. Yay booze and sugar!